Theocratic Sedition

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  Robin Roxette. ......this cant be life, can it? Can it?

  by Theocratic Sedition in

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  if i became a circuit overseer, think she'd give me a chance?.

  it aint fair somedays!.

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  So Mrs.Jones, how does a McAverage like me get her?
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  Robin Roxette. ......this cant be life, can it? Can it?

  by Theocratic Sedition in

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  if i became a circuit overseer, think she'd give me a chance?.

  it aint fair somedays!.

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  If I became a Circuit Overseer, think she'd give me a chance?

  It aint fair somedays!

  
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  Do you have an arrest record ? Ever been arrested?

  by Glander in

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  fortunately, i don't have an arrest record.. but i was arrested one day walking through a parking lot when a young woman was struggling to exit her low-slung sports car with no knickers on..

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  Gypsy Sam Glad you got outta that mess.
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  Do you have an arrest record ? Ever been arrested?

  by Glander in

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  fortunately, i don't have an arrest record.. but i was arrested one day walking through a parking lot when a young woman was struggling to exit her low-slung sports car with no knickers on..

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  lol that had to have sucked. Hey some girls like bad boys. You could have used that like, "I did a little time. Just got out the bing after doing five." 50Cent even had a line like...."this little dude think he live like me. Think he strong enough to do five like me."
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  What does an "obedient" elder look like?

  by nochoice in

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  just a clarification please.

  some posters on other threads talked about "obedience" being an important factor to get circuit assembly and district assembly parts.

  i don't fully understand.

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  lol exactly Outlaw. Had to clean last night at the Hall getting ready for the Meh-morial. Geniuses were representing last night. It was hell, buncha middle aged immature men lording over carpet cleaners. Some of them looked like the guy in Outlaw's picture.
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  Do you have an arrest record ? Ever been arrested?

  by Glander in

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  fortunately, i don't have an arrest record.. but i was arrested one day walking through a parking lot when a young woman was struggling to exit her low-slung sports car with no knickers on..

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  lol how the fugg did you do that sooner7?
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  What does an "obedient" elder look like?

  by nochoice in

  1. watchtower
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  just a clarification please.

  some posters on other threads talked about "obedience" being an important factor to get circuit assembly and district assembly parts.

  i don't fully understand.

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  Minivans without kids are a dead giveaway.
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  Do you have an arrest record ? Ever been arrested?

  by Glander in

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  fortunately, i don't have an arrest record.. but i was arrested one day walking through a parking lot when a young woman was struggling to exit her low-slung sports car with no knickers on..

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  No, and thank God. Too many dudes I grew up with got records. Glad I had a father to keep my nose clean. A brother in my congregation who's like an uncle to me nowadays cant get work because of his record. 90% of the jobs I've interviewed for, I got hired for despite not having a degree. Gift of gab is a mutha! They're like, "he speaks so well." If I had record I wouldn't be singing the same song. Had my share of parking tickets and have driven illegal either droppin somebody off who was dirty or my car wasnt inspected because I'm a notorious procrastinator and got a ticket for that. Other than that, glad to say I've been a fine upstanding citizen making Jehovah's heart rejoice.
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  A Woman Jumps Into HE Pool While Jehovah's Witnesses were baptizing new converts

  by Scott77 in

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4bq0akfvxo what do you think?

  could this have been a mental health issue?

  may be she was excited?

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  Forgot about this. You know the following covention's attendant's were under pressur to not let that happen again.
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  something odd that i noticed before i stopped going

  by cptkirk in

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  the main guy in the cong, they call them coordinators now or something, used to be called po right?....anyway, this guy kept reading from a different bible and seemed like he was trying to get others to do the same....."the living bible" ?

  could this have something to do with the rumors about phasing out the nwt?

  they going to phase in this living bible?

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  Did you attend my congregation? Our COBOE often reads from the NWT first and then for emphasis reads the New Living Bible's version. Our COBOE is a good dude though. I think they stopped using the PO title as parolees refer to their parole officers with the same acronym. Being a JW is like being institutionalized.